Irish Border Patrol
Irish Border Patrol
"It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."
"What do you mean it is illegal?" asked the driver.
"Quattro means four" replies Paddy.
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the driver retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."
"You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking thelaw."
The driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
Five guys in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them:
"It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."
"What do you mean it is illegal?" asked the driver.
"Quattro means four" replies Paddy.
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the driver retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons."
"You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking thelaw."
The driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
So 500 people in a Fiat 500 would be legal? :tongue_smilie:
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So 500 people in a Fiat 500 would be legal? :tongue_smilie:
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Dark Samurai
15-12-2017, 02:24 AM #4Yes Parthiban, 501 is crossing the line.
What about a toyota 4runner?
P.Lindblom
15-12-2017, 04:27 AM #7What about the Ferrari P4/5? Designed to carry four people but if you want to bring an extra person it's okay?
DaveEdin No, in that you have to only be 80% the size of a normal person...
:laugh:
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DaveEdin No, in that you have to only be 80% the size of a normal person...
:laugh:
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DaveEdin No, in that you have to only be 80% the size of a normal person...:thumbup:
P.Lindblom
15-12-2017, 04:41 AM #10DaveEdin No, in that you have to only be 80% the size of a normal person...:thumbup:
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