Skinny white guy.....
Skinny white guy.....
19-04-2018, 12:21 PM
Before he can blink, the black guy says
"before you ask, 7 foot tall, 350lbs, 20" **** and my balls wiegh 3lbs each, Turner Browns the name"
At which point, the white guy faints....
When he is resusitated, he asks the black to say that again...
The black guy repeats his stats and finishes saying my name is "Turner Brown"
"Thank **** for that" says the white guy....
I thought you said "TURN AROUND" !
Skinny white guy walks into a lift & looks up at a HUGE black guy !
Before he can blink, the black guy says
"before you ask, 7 foot tall, 350lbs, 20" **** and my balls wiegh 3lbs each, Turner Browns the name"
At which point, the white guy faints....
When he is resusitated, he asks the black to say that again...
The black guy repeats his stats and finishes saying my name is "Turner Brown"
"Thank **** for that" says the white guy....
I thought you said "TURN AROUND" !
19-04-2018, 02:33 PM
Gord sent me this one earlier:
"Some tw*t has stolen my willy warmer off the washing line... I'm not worried about the warmer, but I want the 30 pegs back!"
:laugh:
IS200 Sport - Sold
Mazda 6 MPS - Zoom Zoom!
Modifications
Completed:
Currently 280bhp/295lbft; 3" Meercat custom exhaust; KW Suspension; FMIC; SSP; HPFP; Custom Stainless Steel Dials - for the moment, the only set in the world!! (Till the group buy for MPSOC anyway :lol: )
In Progress:
E-Tuning remap ongoing via Cobb Accessport; Braided brake lines; Stubby aerial; Tinted repeaters and sidelights; 3 Port Boost Control Solenoid; 3" HTP Intake
Not bad Mikey
Gord sent me this one earlier:
"Some tw*t has stolen my willy warmer off the washing line... I'm not worried about the warmer, but I want the 30 pegs back!"
:laugh:
IS200 Sport - Sold
Mazda 6 MPS - Zoom Zoom!
Modifications
Completed:
Currently 280bhp/295lbft; 3" Meercat custom exhaust; KW Suspension; FMIC; SSP; HPFP; Custom Stainless Steel Dials - for the moment, the only set in the world!! (Till the group buy for MPSOC anyway :lol: )
In Progress:
E-Tuning remap ongoing via Cobb Accessport; Braided brake lines; Stubby aerial; Tinted repeaters and sidelights; 3 Port Boost Control Solenoid; 3" HTP Intake
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