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parthiban
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24-08-2017, 06:33 AM
#1
Driving to work this morning, got stuck in some pretty heavy traffic on the A406 but you'll never guess what was causing it........it was three separate cars that had broken down and somehow left on the right lane of the carriageway all within the space of about 5 miles!

Now if you pull up at a set of lights and the car breaks down, I sort of understand you're stuck there, but on a dual carriageway doing 50mph - engine dies, simply coast on and pull up somewhere, preferably on the left!

What made it worse was that the second car had one of those big yellow trucks with the flashing lights behind it telling you to move left (like when there are roadworks) - so instead of bringing a tow truck or something to pull the car clear, someone decided it was a good idea to park that truck there! Totally insane!

By the time I got to the third car I was wondering if this was some kind of joke as I couldn't believe it.............

2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]
parthiban
24-08-2017, 06:33 AM #1

Driving to work this morning, got stuck in some pretty heavy traffic on the A406 but you'll never guess what was causing it........it was three separate cars that had broken down and somehow left on the right lane of the carriageway all within the space of about 5 miles!

Now if you pull up at a set of lights and the car breaks down, I sort of understand you're stuck there, but on a dual carriageway doing 50mph - engine dies, simply coast on and pull up somewhere, preferably on the left!

What made it worse was that the second car had one of those big yellow trucks with the flashing lights behind it telling you to move left (like when there are roadworks) - so instead of bringing a tow truck or something to pull the car clear, someone decided it was a good idea to park that truck there! Totally insane!

By the time I got to the third car I was wondering if this was some kind of joke as I couldn't believe it.............


2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]

purplewitch
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3,953
24-08-2017, 06:37 AM
#2
You have the most amazing car stories Parthiban, you really should start a blog, it will make for fascinating reading and even though it's not really funny for you, the way you write the posts makes me laugh Smile

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"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
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purplewitch
24-08-2017, 06:37 AM #2

You have the most amazing car stories Parthiban, you really should start a blog, it will make for fascinating reading and even though it's not really funny for you, the way you write the posts makes me laugh Smile


[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot Smile
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Phil01
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24-08-2017, 06:46 AM
#3
^^ I too love the way he puts a story together, he can make a drama sound like a comedy, Keep it up Parthiban, like sam said start a daily commuting blog.

1990 Eunos Roadster in Mariner DU blue
Cobalt cat back, Decat pipe, 15in Red Rota GT3 alloys, Toyo tyres, Lowered on Coil overs, Red anti roll bars, 14degree timing mod, white dash kit, illuminated side marker lights,
Halo ring headlights, OEM windblocker, Bluetooth streaming HU, Blue leather handbrake and gear lever gaitor, Centre brake/tail light mod, Blue velour door cards, Polished cam cover, Polished front strut bar, 4xheadrest speakers, JDM floor mats, Suede semi dish steering wheel,
Phil01
24-08-2017, 06:46 AM #3

^^ I too love the way he puts a story together, he can make a drama sound like a comedy, Keep it up Parthiban, like sam said start a daily commuting blog.


1990 Eunos Roadster in Mariner DU blue
Cobalt cat back, Decat pipe, 15in Red Rota GT3 alloys, Toyo tyres, Lowered on Coil overs, Red anti roll bars, 14degree timing mod, white dash kit, illuminated side marker lights,
Halo ring headlights, OEM windblocker, Bluetooth streaming HU, Blue leather handbrake and gear lever gaitor, Centre brake/tail light mod, Blue velour door cards, Polished cam cover, Polished front strut bar, 4xheadrest speakers, JDM floor mats, Suede semi dish steering wheel,

parthiban
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4,925
24-08-2017, 06:50 AM
#4
Lol, glad I can provide some amusement - I'll take that as a (slightly bizarre) compliment :biggrin:

2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]
parthiban
24-08-2017, 06:50 AM #4

Lol, glad I can provide some amusement - I'll take that as a (slightly bizarre) compliment :biggrin:


2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]

Lexusboy
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9,267
24-08-2017, 06:51 AM
#5
Parthiban can you email me the roads your travelling along on each day so i know what one i need to avoid lol...

Thats just bad luck mate
Lexusboy
24-08-2017, 06:51 AM #5

Parthiban can you email me the roads your travelling along on each day so i know what one i need to avoid lol...

Thats just bad luck mate

parthiban
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24-08-2017, 06:59 AM
#6
Lexusboy Parthiban can you email me the roads your travelling along on each day so i know what one i need to avoid lol...

Thats just bad luck mate

Lol this one (and most of them) are off the A406 - but this stuff seems to follow me around!

2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]
parthiban
24-08-2017, 06:59 AM #6

Lexusboy Parthiban can you email me the roads your travelling along on each day so i know what one i need to avoid lol...

Thats just bad luck mate

Lol this one (and most of them) are off the A406 - but this stuff seems to follow me around!


2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]

purplewitch
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3,953
24-08-2017, 01:12 PM
#7
parthiban Lol, glad I can provide some amusement - I'll take that as a (slightly bizarre) compliment :biggrin:

[COLOR="Indigo"]I definitely meant it as a compliment, I like reading your posts .. even when I don't agree with you :p

I like Lexusboy's idea about the daily traffic news 'My route today so avoid it by Parthiban' lolololol[/COLOR]

[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot Smile
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purplewitch
24-08-2017, 01:12 PM #7

parthiban Lol, glad I can provide some amusement - I'll take that as a (slightly bizarre) compliment :biggrin:

[COLOR="Indigo"]I definitely meant it as a compliment, I like reading your posts .. even when I don't agree with you :p

I like Lexusboy's idea about the daily traffic news 'My route today so avoid it by Parthiban' lolololol[/COLOR]


[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot Smile
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parthiban
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4,925
25-08-2017, 02:30 AM
#8
I should get one of those windscreen mounted cameras so you can share my experiences :thumbup:

2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]
parthiban
25-08-2017, 02:30 AM #8

I should get one of those windscreen mounted cameras so you can share my experiences :thumbup:


2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]

parthiban
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4,925
26-08-2017, 03:13 AM
#9
Next instalment.......:biggrin:

Driving along this morning when a police 4x4 pulls in from the slip road with siren/lights on, lift off to let him go ahead (wish I hadn't now) and he puts the "Do not overtake" sign on the back........ok so all three lanes are now crawling behind him at 30mph, until we get to, yes you've guessed it, another broken down car in the right lane!

This one was even worse as it was literally yards from the next exit, so I'm sure he could have coasted off if he really wanted to. Anyhoo, the police car then proceded to stop all three lanes of traffic as they attached the car and towed it off - to be fair to them they had it all done in about 10 mins but closing the A406 for 10 mins is enough to create a fairly big jam.

Would have taken some pics to share my pain with all of you but didn't want to get arrested for using a mobile phone :laugh:

2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]
parthiban
26-08-2017, 03:13 AM #9

Next instalment.......:biggrin:

Driving along this morning when a police 4x4 pulls in from the slip road with siren/lights on, lift off to let him go ahead (wish I hadn't now) and he puts the "Do not overtake" sign on the back........ok so all three lanes are now crawling behind him at 30mph, until we get to, yes you've guessed it, another broken down car in the right lane!

This one was even worse as it was literally yards from the next exit, so I'm sure he could have coasted off if he really wanted to. Anyhoo, the police car then proceded to stop all three lanes of traffic as they attached the car and towed it off - to be fair to them they had it all done in about 10 mins but closing the A406 for 10 mins is enough to create a fairly big jam.

Would have taken some pics to share my pain with all of you but didn't want to get arrested for using a mobile phone :laugh:


2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]

Lexusboy
Posting Freak
9,267
26-08-2017, 03:18 AM
#10
Good week your having lol.

Roads are not to bad when i am driving to work at 6am
Lexusboy
26-08-2017, 03:18 AM #10

Good week your having lol.

Roads are not to bad when i am driving to work at 6am

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