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How to wash a cat

How to wash a cat

K20a2
Member
135
15-12-2018, 11:06 AM
#1
1. Thoroughley clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the bowl and lift both lids.

3. Obtain the cat and gently sooth him whilst making your way to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement put the cat in the bowl and close both lids.

CAUTION. You may need to stand on the lid to keep shut, keep hands and feet away from sides as paws will be poking out wherever they find room.

5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times this creates a power wash and rinse which I have found effective.

6. Have someone open the outside door and make sure no one is between the toilet and the outside.

7. Stand as far away from the toilet as possible amd quickley open both lids.

8. The cat will now run outside to air dry.
K20a2
15-12-2018, 11:06 AM #1

1. Thoroughley clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the bowl and lift both lids.

3. Obtain the cat and gently sooth him whilst making your way to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement put the cat in the bowl and close both lids.

CAUTION. You may need to stand on the lid to keep shut, keep hands and feet away from sides as paws will be poking out wherever they find room.

5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times this creates a power wash and rinse which I have found effective.

6. Have someone open the outside door and make sure no one is between the toilet and the outside.

7. Stand as far away from the toilet as possible amd quickley open both lids.

8. The cat will now run outside to air dry.

FirebirdPhil
Posting Freak
7,101
15-12-2018, 11:14 AM
#2
You can skip step 1 as cat WILL claw the heck out of toilet and in turn clean it for you....

Watch out for cat at night - he will seek revenge, usually on your feet if they are sticking out from under the duvet.

"Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But, rather to skid in sideways........
totally worn out and broken, shouting 'Holy ****, WHAT A RIDE!'"
FirebirdPhil
15-12-2018, 11:14 AM #2

You can skip step 1 as cat WILL claw the heck out of toilet and in turn clean it for you....

Watch out for cat at night - he will seek revenge, usually on your feet if they are sticking out from under the duvet.


"Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But, rather to skid in sideways........
totally worn out and broken, shouting 'Holy ****, WHAT A RIDE!'"

K20a2
Member
135
15-12-2018, 11:17 AM
#3
Hmmm this is a good point. I may have to invent like a giant hampster cage.
K20a2
15-12-2018, 11:17 AM #3

Hmmm this is a good point. I may have to invent like a giant hampster cage.

is300_dino
Posting Freak
3,556
15-12-2018, 11:33 AM
#4
also some chicken wire over the waste pipe exit, especially if its a small cat, as explaining to the plumber why the cats stuck in the pipes could cause the plumber to laugh too much and he wont be able to unblock the cat from pipes

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is300_dino
15-12-2018, 11:33 AM #4

also some chicken wire over the waste pipe exit, especially if its a small cat, as explaining to the plumber why the cats stuck in the pipes could cause the plumber to laugh too much and he wont be able to unblock the cat from pipes


jae 2010 best lexus category show and shine winner
jae 2010 ice outlaw award 2nd place
jae 2011 ice outlaw award 1st place

el_bandido
Account not Activated
2,757
15-12-2018, 11:34 AM
#5
Cillit bang!
el_bandido
15-12-2018, 11:34 AM #5

Cillit bang!

K20a2
Member
135
15-12-2018, 11:36 AM
#6
Hmmm again a very good point. I wouldnt want the plumber having to come back. Would cost me to much lol.
K20a2
15-12-2018, 11:36 AM #6

Hmmm again a very good point. I wouldnt want the plumber having to come back. Would cost me to much lol.

K20a2
Member
135
15-12-2018, 12:30 PM
#7
Wow thats an awsom idea. Definatly a nice clean kitty then.
K20a2
15-12-2018, 12:30 PM #7

Wow thats an awsom idea. Definatly a nice clean kitty then.

jomo
Senior Member
709
15-12-2018, 03:01 PM
#8
If you want to take your cat out with you for the day you could buy one of these?

[Image: CatCarrier.jpg]

[Image: is200%20catoon.jpg] [Image: 104113415648fa201e2ecb5.gif] [Image: 91-bluescreen.gif]
jomo
15-12-2018, 03:01 PM #8

If you want to take your cat out with you for the day you could buy one of these?

[Image: CatCarrier.jpg]


[Image: is200%20catoon.jpg] [Image: 104113415648fa201e2ecb5.gif] [Image: 91-bluescreen.gif]

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