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Toilet Cleaning

FirebirdPhil
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7,101
25-09-2016, 07:34 AM
#1
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.


9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.:thumbup:

"Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But, rather to skid in sideways........
totally worn out and broken, shouting 'Holy ****, WHAT A RIDE!'"
FirebirdPhil
25-09-2016, 07:34 AM #1

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.


9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.:thumbup:


"Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But, rather to skid in sideways........
totally worn out and broken, shouting 'Holy ****, WHAT A RIDE!'"

Dan_Turism0
Posting Freak
2,825
25-09-2016, 08:15 AM
#2
great shout Phil, will put this one to the gf Big Grin

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Dan_Turism0
25-09-2016, 08:15 AM #2

great shout Phil, will put this one to the gf Big Grin


My Garage
Supra Build Thread

' Nothing feels quick when your other car has a 1000bhp - JamieP
Quote:A Supra without a spoiler is like a Gypsy's dog without a Nob.

russelllinn
Posting Freak
1,034
25-09-2016, 08:42 AM
#3
Ha, that is great . . . now all i need is a cat :lol:
russelllinn
25-09-2016, 08:42 AM #3

Ha, that is great . . . now all i need is a cat :lol:

Bandit
Posting Freak
6,464
25-09-2016, 10:44 AM
#4
Do you think it would work with my neighbours yapping terrier? :mad:

Lexus IS200 Sport Navigator (Now being stripped again) :blink:


Now Don't Forget The REP!!!
Bandit
25-09-2016, 10:44 AM #4

Do you think it would work with my neighbours yapping terrier? :mad:


Lexus IS200 Sport Navigator (Now being stripped again) :blink:


Now Don't Forget The REP!!!

spikes
Posting Freak
1,153
25-09-2016, 11:46 AM
#5
:lol::lol::lol::laugh:
spikes
25-09-2016, 11:46 AM #5

:lol::lol::lol::laugh:

FirebirdPhil
Posting Freak
7,101
26-09-2016, 01:06 AM
#6
All this anti cat banter!!

I love my cats, although they are house cats and DON'T go out, so neighbours arn't annoyed by their catty ways, or "deposits" in their garden........

"Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But, rather to skid in sideways........
totally worn out and broken, shouting 'Holy ****, WHAT A RIDE!'"
FirebirdPhil
26-09-2016, 01:06 AM #6

All this anti cat banter!!

I love my cats, although they are house cats and DON'T go out, so neighbours arn't annoyed by their catty ways, or "deposits" in their garden........


"Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But, rather to skid in sideways........
totally worn out and broken, shouting 'Holy ****, WHAT A RIDE!'"

steviewevie
Posting Freak
7,993
26-09-2016, 01:10 AM
#7
Another one sticking up for the cats :thumbup:

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IS200 Turbo project now just about complete ! See my thread here and leave your comments.
Now running standalone Syvecs ECU and no stock ECU !
steviewevie
26-09-2016, 01:10 AM #7

Another one sticking up for the cats :thumbup:


[Image: Sig-enginebay.jpg]
IS200 Turbo project now just about complete ! See my thread here and leave your comments.
Now running standalone Syvecs ECU and no stock ECU !

Lexusboy
Posting Freak
9,267
26-09-2016, 09:50 AM
#8
And i am another cat lover although mine is a house cat as well.

I could of killed one of the neighbour cat as it sat on my wifes car a scratched the bonnet
Lexusboy
26-09-2016, 09:50 AM #8

And i am another cat lover although mine is a house cat as well.

I could of killed one of the neighbour cat as it sat on my wifes car a scratched the bonnet

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