Friday joke
Friday joke
football match when his wife interrupts,
'honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?
It's been flickering for weeks now.'
he looks at her and says angrily,
'fix the lights now? Does it look like i have 'powergen' written on my forehead?
I don't think so!'
'fine!'
then the wife asks,
'well then, could you fix the fridge door?
It won't close right'
to which he replied,
'fix the fridge door?
Does it look like i have 'fridgidaire'
written on my forehead?
I don't think so!'
'fine!' she says
'then you could at least fix the steps
to the front door? They are about to break'
'i'm not a carpenter and i don't
want to fix steps', he says, 'does it look like i have 'taylor woodrow' written on my forehead?
I don't think so! I've had enough of this, i'm going to the pub!!!!'
so he goes to the pub and drinks for a
couple of hours................
He starts to feel guilty about how
he treated his wife, and decides
to go home
as he walks into the house he notices
that the steps are already fixed.
As he enters the house , he sees the
hall light is working
as he goes to get a beer, he notices
the fridge door is fixed.
Honey, he asks, 'how'd all this get fixed?'
she said, 'well, when you left i sat
outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told him.
He offered to do all the repairs, and all i had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.'
he said,
'so what kind of cake did you bake?'
she replied, 'hellooooo.., do you see 'mr kipling' written on my forehead? I don't think so!'
JDM black headlights, rear fog light conversion, JDM size number plates, JDM rear number plate garnish, JDM dash tray, wind deflectors, TRD body kit, white TRD gearknob, TTE lowering springs, TTE ARB's, K&N air filter, stainless steel A/C rings, stainless clock cover, radiator cooling panel, LED side light bulbs, blue reversing bulbs, fan washer jets, clear side repeaters, PIAA silicone wipers, Alpine IDA-X200 headunit, 17 x 8 et40 OZ Ultraleggera with 225/45/17 Toyo Proxes T-1R
A husband is at home watching a
football match when his wife interrupts,
'honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?
It's been flickering for weeks now.'
he looks at her and says angrily,
'fix the lights now? Does it look like i have 'powergen' written on my forehead?
I don't think so!'
'fine!'
then the wife asks,
'well then, could you fix the fridge door?
It won't close right'
to which he replied,
'fix the fridge door?
Does it look like i have 'fridgidaire'
written on my forehead?
I don't think so!'
'fine!' she says
'then you could at least fix the steps
to the front door? They are about to break'
'i'm not a carpenter and i don't
want to fix steps', he says, 'does it look like i have 'taylor woodrow' written on my forehead?
I don't think so! I've had enough of this, i'm going to the pub!!!!'
so he goes to the pub and drinks for a
couple of hours................
He starts to feel guilty about how
he treated his wife, and decides
to go home
as he walks into the house he notices
that the steps are already fixed.
As he enters the house , he sees the
hall light is working
as he goes to get a beer, he notices
the fridge door is fixed.
Honey, he asks, 'how'd all this get fixed?'
she said, 'well, when you left i sat
outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told him.
He offered to do all the repairs, and all i had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.'
he said,
'so what kind of cake did you bake?'
she replied, 'hellooooo.., do you see 'mr kipling' written on my forehead? I don't think so!'
JDM black headlights, rear fog light conversion, JDM size number plates, JDM rear number plate garnish, JDM dash tray, wind deflectors, TRD body kit, white TRD gearknob, TTE lowering springs, TTE ARB's, K&N air filter, stainless steel A/C rings, stainless clock cover, radiator cooling panel, LED side light bulbs, blue reversing bulbs, fan washer jets, clear side repeaters, PIAA silicone wipers, Alpine IDA-X200 headunit, 17 x 8 et40 OZ Ultraleggera with 225/45/17 Toyo Proxes T-1R
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Supra Build Thread
' Nothing feels quick when your other car has a 1000bhp - JamieP
Quote:A Supra without a spoiler is like a Gypsy's dog without a Nob.
Dan_Turism0
18-03-2017, 11:58 PM #3lol gd work
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Supra Build Thread
' Nothing feels quick when your other car has a 1000bhp - JamieP
Quote:A Supra without a spoiler is like a Gypsy's dog without a Nob.
DaveEdin Personally I've only just got the joke involved in Ritchie's name..... :lol:
It took me a long time to get it in the first place, even when people said it was sort of a Scottish joke :lol:
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IS200 Turbo project now just about complete ! See my thread here and leave your comments.
Now running standalone Syvecs ECU and no stock ECU !
steviewevie
19-03-2017, 10:49 PM #7DaveEdin Personally I've only just got the joke involved in Ritchie's name..... :lol:
It took me a long time to get it in the first place, even when people said it was sort of a Scottish joke :lol:
IS200 Turbo project now just about complete ! See my thread here and leave your comments.
Now running standalone Syvecs ECU and no stock ECU !
MODS- Geomtry Done(WIM Settings) -Arm Rest -TRD Front skirt -18"Sport Alloy's(Thanks Widnes is200)- Lowered 40mm -Sports Grille(repositoned horns)- Hid's 6000k Dipped -Xenon 6500k Main- LED Tower Sidelights -LED boot light -36 LED Dome Light- Polished Stainless Gearknob- Chrome Tail Pipe -Stainless A/C Rings & Clock Panel - JDM dash tray -Clear Door Lenses with Blue LED's- 6" Altezza Aerial- TOM's Ram II Air Filter- Fog/Brake Conversion -Fan Washer Jets- Stainless Dials.
PMSL @ ma baws are itchy, thats the first iv'e noticed that :lol: and i'm Scottish :Fish:
MODS- Geomtry Done(WIM Settings) -Arm Rest -TRD Front skirt -18"Sport Alloy's(Thanks Widnes is200)- Lowered 40mm -Sports Grille(repositoned horns)- Hid's 6000k Dipped -Xenon 6500k Main- LED Tower Sidelights -LED boot light -36 LED Dome Light- Polished Stainless Gearknob- Chrome Tail Pipe -Stainless A/C Rings & Clock Panel - JDM dash tray -Clear Door Lenses with Blue LED's- 6" Altezza Aerial- TOM's Ram II Air Filter- Fog/Brake Conversion -Fan Washer Jets- Stainless Dials.
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