Tuesday joke
Tuesday joke
23-03-2017, 02:17 AM
Hardy look puzzled, and Nelson notices and says: "What is it, man?"
"It's a signal I've never seen before, sir"
"Read it out" commands Nelson.
So Hardy, rather hesitatingly, reads: "At the water it is the hour"
"At the water it is the hour?" repeats Nelson, also struggling to understand. "Are you sure, Hardy?"
"As far as I can see, sir" replies Hardy.
Nelson pauses for breath and then says to Hardy: "What does it say in French?"
Hardy puts his telescope back to his eye and replies:
"A l'eau, c'est l'heur!"
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Nelson is lying wounded and being attended to by Hardy, when the French flagship puts up a new signal.
Hardy look puzzled, and Nelson notices and says: "What is it, man?"
"It's a signal I've never seen before, sir"
"Read it out" commands Nelson.
So Hardy, rather hesitatingly, reads: "At the water it is the hour"
"At the water it is the hour?" repeats Nelson, also struggling to understand. "Are you sure, Hardy?"
"As far as I can see, sir" replies Hardy.
Nelson pauses for breath and then says to Hardy: "What does it say in French?"
Hardy puts his telescope back to his eye and replies:
"A l'eau, c'est l'heur!"
JDM black headlights, rear fog light conversion, JDM size number plates, JDM rear number plate garnish, JDM dash tray, wind deflectors, TRD body kit, white TRD gearknob, TTE lowering springs, TTE ARB's, K&N air filter, stainless steel A/C rings, stainless clock cover, radiator cooling panel, LED side light bulbs, blue reversing bulbs, fan washer jets, clear side repeaters, PIAA silicone wipers, Alpine IDA-X200 headunit, 17 x 8 et40 OZ Ultraleggera with 225/45/17 Toyo Proxes T-1R
23-03-2017, 02:24 AM
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IS200 Turbo project now just about complete ! See my thread here and leave your comments.
Now running standalone Syvecs ECU and no stock ECU !
steviewevie
23-03-2017, 02:24 AM #2:lol:
IS200 Turbo project now just about complete ! See my thread here and leave your comments.
Now running standalone Syvecs ECU and no stock ECU !
Am I being thick???
23-03-2017, 05:54 AM
Chri5 Am I being thick???
Try saying it out loud......:tongue_smilie:
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Chri5 Am I being thick???
Try saying it out loud......:tongue_smilie:
2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]
23-03-2017, 06:15 AM
IS200 Turbo project now just about complete ! See my thread here and leave your comments.
Now running standalone Syvecs ECU and no stock ECU !
steviewevie
23-03-2017, 06:15 AM #7It took me a few seconds to get it too. Clue - your French pronounciation has to be reasonable, or you probably won't get it !
IS200 Turbo project now just about complete ! See my thread here and leave your comments.
Now running standalone Syvecs ECU and no stock ECU !
Dark Samurai
23-03-2017, 06:29 AM #8LOOOOL
i keep going a low sest lerrr
pronounce it a low say lerrr
23-03-2017, 06:48 AM
Carpediem i still.........dont get it
Look at how Oli said you need to pronounce the last bit, and then try saying it out loud a few times ... :wink:
IS200 Turbo project now just about complete ! See my thread here and leave your comments.
Now running standalone Syvecs ECU and no stock ECU !
steviewevie
23-03-2017, 06:48 AM #10Carpediem i still.........dont get it
Look at how Oli said you need to pronounce the last bit, and then try saying it out loud a few times ... :wink:
IS200 Turbo project now just about complete ! See my thread here and leave your comments.
Now running standalone Syvecs ECU and no stock ECU !
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