My car's first frost !
My car's first frost !
Car: What's this cold stuff on my windscreen?
Me: Ice
Car: Ice ?!?!?! Eeeeeeeks .. I've never seen that before
Me: Well it won't kill you, it's only a frost
Car: My last owner garaged me in this weather
Me: Well if you could get up the slope to the garage, we could think about it but for now... we're going to work, get melting that ice so I can see where we're going
Car: Can't you take one of the others?
Me: No, when it snow's you won't be going out but for now, earn your keep
Car: Ok... hey watchout frozen puddle.. eeeeeks .. FROZEN PUDDLE .. please can we go home now, I don't like it .. traction control doesn't like it .. we wanna go home
Me: Every other morning you can't wait to go show the town you're the fastest car on the roads.. now move it ... but slower .. don't for gods sake hit boost ok
Car: Why not
Me: You don't want to know
Car: I do ..
Me: You really don't
Car: I really do
Me: Ok well, if you boost, we spin.. we crash, you lose splitters, skirts, exhaust and wheels .. if we're lucky
Car: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS .. that doesn't sound lucky, you are trying to kill me
Me: Oi car, guess what
Car: What?
Me: We're at work now, you can sit here n take a chill pill.. it will be all dry and safe by hometime
Car: Need more valium please ![/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
purplewitch
08-09-2017, 01:22 AM #1[COLOR="Indigo"]Conversation with my car this morning ..
Car: What's this cold stuff on my windscreen?
Me: Ice
Car: Ice ?!?!?! Eeeeeeeks .. I've never seen that before
Me: Well it won't kill you, it's only a frost
Car: My last owner garaged me in this weather
Me: Well if you could get up the slope to the garage, we could think about it but for now... we're going to work, get melting that ice so I can see where we're going
Car: Can't you take one of the others?
Me: No, when it snow's you won't be going out but for now, earn your keep
Car: Ok... hey watchout frozen puddle.. eeeeeks .. FROZEN PUDDLE .. please can we go home now, I don't like it .. traction control doesn't like it .. we wanna go home
Me: Every other morning you can't wait to go show the town you're the fastest car on the roads.. now move it ... but slower .. don't for gods sake hit boost ok
Car: Why not
Me: You don't want to know
Car: I do ..
Me: You really don't
Car: I really do
Me: Ok well, if you boost, we spin.. we crash, you lose splitters, skirts, exhaust and wheels .. if we're lucky
Car: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS .. that doesn't sound lucky, you are trying to kill me
Me: Oi car, guess what
Car: What?
Me: We're at work now, you can sit here n take a chill pill.. it will be all dry and safe by hometime
Car: Need more valium please ![/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
Lexus IS200 Mods--TTE Supercharger, Tein Superstreet Coilovers & EDFC, 6000K HID Lights, HKS Silent High Power Exhaust, DBA Front Discs, Kenwood DNX9240 Head Unit, 19" Rims, TRD Kit, FIGS Bonnet Struts, Greddy Pillar Pod & Defi Gauges, TTE Red ARBS . And Been To WIM twice
:lol::lol: you're car sounds just like mine , but mine got its own way and sleeps in the garage
Lexus IS200 Mods--TTE Supercharger, Tein Superstreet Coilovers & EDFC, 6000K HID Lights, HKS Silent High Power Exhaust, DBA Front Discs, Kenwood DNX9240 Head Unit, 19" Rims, TRD Kit, FIGS Bonnet Struts, Greddy Pillar Pod & Defi Gauges, TTE Red ARBS . And Been To WIM twice
any one got any spare bubble wrap and cotton wool?
jae 2010 best lexus category show and shine winner
jae 2010 ice outlaw award 2nd place
jae 2011 ice outlaw award 1st place
is300_dino
08-09-2017, 01:30 AM #3lol think were going to have quite a few of these little chats with our cars in the next few months
any one got any spare bubble wrap and cotton wool?
jae 2010 best lexus category show and shine winner
jae 2010 ice outlaw award 2nd place
jae 2011 ice outlaw award 1st place
2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]
Brilliant, show that supra who's boss! :lol:
2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]
I had to get that in before Moley said it
1990 Eunos Roadster in Mariner DU blue
Cobalt cat back, Decat pipe, 15in Red Rota GT3 alloys, Toyo tyres, Lowered on Coil overs, Red anti roll bars, 14degree timing mod, white dash kit, illuminated side marker lights,
Halo ring headlights, OEM windblocker, Bluetooth streaming HU, Blue leather handbrake and gear lever gaitor, Centre brake/tail light mod, Blue velour door cards, Polished cam cover, Polished front strut bar, 4xheadrest speakers, JDM floor mats, Suede semi dish steering wheel,
^^ and winter has not even started yet, we are all getting to soft down south,:kiltsmilie:
I had to get that in before Moley said it
1990 Eunos Roadster in Mariner DU blue
Cobalt cat back, Decat pipe, 15in Red Rota GT3 alloys, Toyo tyres, Lowered on Coil overs, Red anti roll bars, 14degree timing mod, white dash kit, illuminated side marker lights,
Halo ring headlights, OEM windblocker, Bluetooth streaming HU, Blue leather handbrake and gear lever gaitor, Centre brake/tail light mod, Blue velour door cards, Polished cam cover, Polished front strut bar, 4xheadrest speakers, JDM floor mats, Suede semi dish steering wheel,
Lexus IS200 Mods--TTE Supercharger, Tein Superstreet Coilovers & EDFC, 6000K HID Lights, HKS Silent High Power Exhaust, DBA Front Discs, Kenwood DNX9240 Head Unit, 19" Rims, TRD Kit, FIGS Bonnet Struts, Greddy Pillar Pod & Defi Gauges, TTE Red ARBS . And Been To WIM twice
its absolutely feezzzzzzzzzing up here
Lexus IS200 Mods--TTE Supercharger, Tein Superstreet Coilovers & EDFC, 6000K HID Lights, HKS Silent High Power Exhaust, DBA Front Discs, Kenwood DNX9240 Head Unit, 19" Rims, TRD Kit, FIGS Bonnet Struts, Greddy Pillar Pod & Defi Gauges, TTE Red ARBS . And Been To WIM twice
1990 Eunos Roadster in Mariner DU blue
Cobalt cat back, Decat pipe, 15in Red Rota GT3 alloys, Toyo tyres, Lowered on Coil overs, Red anti roll bars, 14degree timing mod, white dash kit, illuminated side marker lights,
Halo ring headlights, OEM windblocker, Bluetooth streaming HU, Blue leather handbrake and gear lever gaitor, Centre brake/tail light mod, Blue velour door cards, Polished cam cover, Polished front strut bar, 4xheadrest speakers, JDM floor mats, Suede semi dish steering wheel,
I heard you had snow in scotland yesterday, whats the temp today Moley
1990 Eunos Roadster in Mariner DU blue
Cobalt cat back, Decat pipe, 15in Red Rota GT3 alloys, Toyo tyres, Lowered on Coil overs, Red anti roll bars, 14degree timing mod, white dash kit, illuminated side marker lights,
Halo ring headlights, OEM windblocker, Bluetooth streaming HU, Blue leather handbrake and gear lever gaitor, Centre brake/tail light mod, Blue velour door cards, Polished cam cover, Polished front strut bar, 4xheadrest speakers, JDM floor mats, Suede semi dish steering wheel,
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