Menu Joke
Menu Joke
Surprise',
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly
and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams
back down.
'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks
him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees
two little eyes looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'
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loving this!............. )
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'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'[/COLOR]
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20-09-2017, 02:41 AM #1[COLOR="Indigo"]A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken
Surprise',
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly
and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams
back down.
'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks
him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees
two little eyes looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and
demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'
(You're going to love this..................You're going to hate yourself for
loving this!............. )
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'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'[/COLOR]
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]That symbol on the side of my door.. Definition by FirebirdPhil 'Translated it means -
"try to overtake - go on give it a go I dare you......." [/COLOR]
I'm not an Outlaw; I'm a Poutlaw! Purple Supras are the bestest! I love purple .. a lot lot lot
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