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Job advert:Vehicle Mechanic

Job advert:Vehicle Mechanic

FirebirdPhil
Posting Freak
7,101
28-08-2016, 03:45 AM
#1
This is a 1 for 1 copy of an advert in the local paper:

Vehicle Mechanic

Must be able to fix things.
Must remember to come to work.
If you are an experienced
Mechanic
Experienced "Having done
the job", not living next to a guy
who has!!
Then call us on 07************


Cynical??

"Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But, rather to skid in sideways........
totally worn out and broken, shouting 'Holy ****, WHAT A RIDE!'"
FirebirdPhil
28-08-2016, 03:45 AM #1

This is a 1 for 1 copy of an advert in the local paper:

Vehicle Mechanic

Must be able to fix things.
Must remember to come to work.
If you are an experienced
Mechanic
Experienced "Having done
the job", not living next to a guy
who has!!
Then call us on 07************


Cynical??


"Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But, rather to skid in sideways........
totally worn out and broken, shouting 'Holy ****, WHAT A RIDE!'"

Dan_Turism0
Posting Freak
2,825
28-08-2016, 03:55 AM
#2
seems perfectly legit to me Big Grin you thinking of a career change then phil?

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' Nothing feels quick when your other car has a 1000bhp - JamieP
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Dan_Turism0
28-08-2016, 03:55 AM #2

seems perfectly legit to me Big Grin you thinking of a career change then phil?


My Garage
Supra Build Thread

' Nothing feels quick when your other car has a 1000bhp - JamieP
Quote:A Supra without a spoiler is like a Gypsy's dog without a Nob.

parthiban
Posting Freak
4,925
28-08-2016, 04:22 AM
#3
Must remember to come to work! :lol:

2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]
parthiban
28-08-2016, 04:22 AM #3

Must remember to come to work! :lol:


2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]

FirebirdPhil
Posting Freak
7,101
28-08-2016, 04:22 AM
#4
Just the wording got my eye, looks like the previous person was not what he/she said he/she was.

As for a change of career - NO WAY I love my job.

"Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But, rather to skid in sideways........
totally worn out and broken, shouting 'Holy ****, WHAT A RIDE!'"
FirebirdPhil
28-08-2016, 04:22 AM #4

Just the wording got my eye, looks like the previous person was not what he/she said he/she was.

As for a change of career - NO WAY I love my job.


"Life's goal is not to arrive safely at the grave in a well preserved body. But, rather to skid in sideways........
totally worn out and broken, shouting 'Holy ****, WHAT A RIDE!'"

parthiban
Posting Freak
4,925
28-08-2016, 06:07 AM
#5
Lol imagine the guy that prompted that advert......

Was just a bloke that lived next door to a mechanic, no experience, couldn't fix anything, and forgot to go to work!

Sounds like the perfect employee :lol:

2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]
parthiban
28-08-2016, 06:07 AM #5

Lol imagine the guy that prompted that advert......

Was just a bloke that lived next door to a mechanic, no experience, couldn't fix anything, and forgot to go to work!

Sounds like the perfect employee :lol:


2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]

TM
Banned
1,687
28-08-2016, 10:22 AM
#6
that is a Lexus main dealer add
TM
28-08-2016, 10:22 AM #6

that is a Lexus main dealer add

russelllinn
Posting Freak
1,034
28-08-2016, 10:24 AM
#7
I like that :biggrin: Simple and to the point :thumbup1:
russelllinn
28-08-2016, 10:24 AM #7

I like that :biggrin: Simple and to the point :thumbup1:

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