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toxo
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21-10-2016, 11:53 AM

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I found this on an MR2 forum I frequent in response to someone trolling, it made me :lol: so I thought I'd share it with you lot

Rogue Once upon a time, there was a peaceful village called IMOC-UK where all of the townsfolk got along and there was maypole dancing in the village square and stuff like that. Then along came a fearsome troll who liked to run around exposing himself to the maypole dancers. The village guards tackled the troll and advised him to change his ways or face sitting under the bridge of shame for all time.

The troll said that he had been a guard at a previous village and that he knew better. He would become a guard himself and show the IMOC-UK guards how it should be done. One of the villagers was feeling a bit grumpy and the troll stood on a box in the middle of the square and shouted to the village about how grumpy he and the villager were. He invited any of the other villagers who were feeling grumpy to come and stand on his box and shout with him.

But the grumpy villager had a chat with one of the village elders who cheered him up. So the troll ended up standing on the box all on his own with the village guards trying to talk him down and the occasional happy villager offering the troll some food.

The End

Sparkystav
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21-10-2016, 12:11 PM

#2

bit random lol

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toxo
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21-10-2016, 12:15 PM

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Yeah, in hindsight I guess it's funnier if you were there. As you can work out there was some pretty serious trolling going on!

FirebirdPhil
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22-10-2016, 03:27 AM

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Funny how I feel I have seen a story similar to this elsewhere. The ending was the villages left the village and set up their own troll free village - they were branded as "outlaws" by those left behind in the troll village.......

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toxo
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22-10-2016, 04:12 AM

#5

That's what happens when your village gets infested with trolls pretending to be villagers!

steviewevie
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22-10-2016, 06:00 AM

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2tongues Funny how I feel I have seen a story similar to this elsewhere. The ending was the villages left the village and set up their own troll free village - they were branded as "outlaws" by those left behind in the troll village.......

:lol: :thumbup:

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