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Ally
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451
24-03-2017, 09:41 PM
#1
A golden eagle was in the zoo. It was very depressed as it's wife had died 6 months ago and it hadn't had intercourse since. One day it decided to escape when the keeper came to feed it. Once it escaped it flew out of the zoo and the first bird it saw was a dove. It swooped down and had intercourse with the dove for 10 minutes. After the eagle flew away, the dove sang a song - I'm a dove, I'm a dove, and i think i'm in love, and i like it.
The eagle was now over the town. It flew over some gardens and saw a blue t1t. It swooped down and had intercourse with the blue t1t for 30 minutes. After the eagle flew away, the blue t1t sang a song - I'm a t1t, I'm a t1t, and i've had a bit of it, and i like it.
The eagle was now over the park. It flew over the pond and saw a duck. It swooped down and had intercourse with the duck for 2 hours. After the eagle staggered away, the duck sang a song - I'm a drake, i'm a drake, and he made a mistake, but i like it.
Edited 06-05-2010, 07:18 AM by Ally.

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Ally
24-03-2017, 09:41 PM #1

A golden eagle was in the zoo. It was very depressed as it's wife had died 6 months ago and it hadn't had intercourse since. One day it decided to escape when the keeper came to feed it. Once it escaped it flew out of the zoo and the first bird it saw was a dove. It swooped down and had intercourse with the dove for 10 minutes. After the eagle flew away, the dove sang a song - I'm a dove, I'm a dove, and i think i'm in love, and i like it.
The eagle was now over the town. It flew over some gardens and saw a blue t1t. It swooped down and had intercourse with the blue t1t for 30 minutes. After the eagle flew away, the blue t1t sang a song - I'm a t1t, I'm a t1t, and i've had a bit of it, and i like it.
The eagle was now over the park. It flew over the pond and saw a duck. It swooped down and had intercourse with the duck for 2 hours. After the eagle staggered away, the duck sang a song - I'm a drake, i'm a drake, and he made a mistake, but i like it.


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TommyH
Senior Member
499
24-03-2017, 10:29 PM
#2
Brilliant :lol:

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TommyH
24-03-2017, 10:29 PM #2

Brilliant :lol:


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DaveEdin
Posting Freak
5,657
24-03-2017, 10:41 PM
#3
:lol: quality humour there Big Grin
DaveEdin
24-03-2017, 10:41 PM #3

:lol: quality humour there Big Grin

Lexusboy
Posting Freak
9,267
25-03-2017, 12:38 AM
#4
Good one mate:biggrin:
Lexusboy
25-03-2017, 12:38 AM #4

Good one mate:biggrin:

parthiban
Posting Freak
4,925
25-03-2017, 12:44 AM
#5
:lol:

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parthiban
25-03-2017, 12:44 AM #5

:lol:


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Carpediem
Posting Freak
1,273
25-03-2017, 01:01 AM
#6
:lol: quality

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Carpediem
25-03-2017, 01:01 AM #6

:lol: quality


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Chri5
Posting Freak
1,894
25-03-2017, 01:08 AM
#7
Pmsl :lol:
spikes
Posting Freak
1,153
25-03-2017, 08:38 AM
#8
:laugh::lol:

spikes
spikes
25-03-2017, 08:38 AM #8

:laugh::lol:


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