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Little Joke for the Scottish to laugh at

Little Joke for the Scottish to laugh at

Lexusboy
Posting Freak
9,267
29-05-2017, 05:52 AM
#1
A Wee Scottish Tale.

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

A Gamekeeper shouts:
'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'

The man replies:
'My Good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that in English for me?'

The keeper replies:

'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!:thumbup::thumbup:




Just show that we really love our Scottish Buddy shame its not the same for them:biggrin:
Lexusboy
29-05-2017, 05:52 AM #1

A Wee Scottish Tale.

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.

A Gamekeeper shouts:
'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'

The man replies:
'My Good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that in English for me?'

The keeper replies:

'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!:thumbup::thumbup:




Just show that we really love our Scottish Buddy shame its not the same for them:biggrin:

parthiban
Posting Freak
4,925
29-05-2017, 06:00 AM
#2
:laugh:

Does that mean they can speak english if really they wanted to? :tongue_smilie:

2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]
parthiban
29-05-2017, 06:00 AM #2

:laugh:

Does that mean they can speak english if really they wanted to? :tongue_smilie:


2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]

Moley
Posting Freak
6,230
29-05-2017, 06:06 AM
#3
Yes we can but we chose not to :Chair:

Lexus IS200 Mods--TTE Supercharger, Tein Superstreet Coilovers & EDFC, 6000K HID Lights, HKS Silent High Power Exhaust, DBA Front Discs, Kenwood DNX9240 Head Unit, 19" Rims, TRD Kit, FIGS Bonnet Struts, Greddy Pillar Pod & Defi Gauges, TTE Red ARBS . And Been To WIM twice
Moley
29-05-2017, 06:06 AM #3

Yes we can but we chose not to :Chair:


Lexus IS200 Mods--TTE Supercharger, Tein Superstreet Coilovers & EDFC, 6000K HID Lights, HKS Silent High Power Exhaust, DBA Front Discs, Kenwood DNX9240 Head Unit, 19" Rims, TRD Kit, FIGS Bonnet Struts, Greddy Pillar Pod & Defi Gauges, TTE Red ARBS . And Been To WIM twice

bash6673
Senior Member
420
29-05-2017, 06:07 AM
#4
http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r64/f...border.flv

:biggrin:

I get on well with my Anglo work colleagues.

Well I have to. I live here after all.
bash6673
29-05-2017, 06:07 AM #4

http://s141.photobucket.com/albums/r64/f...border.flv

:biggrin:

I get on well with my Anglo work colleagues.

Well I have to. I live here after all.

DaveEdin
Posting Freak
5,657
29-05-2017, 07:22 AM
#5
Big Grin

What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot?

One's an animal, the other's a glaswegian trapped in a lift...

:lol:
DaveEdin
29-05-2017, 07:22 AM #5

Big Grin

What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot?

One's an animal, the other's a glaswegian trapped in a lift...

:lol:

parthiban
Posting Freak
4,925
29-05-2017, 07:56 AM
#6
:lol:

2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]
parthiban
29-05-2017, 07:56 AM #6

:lol:


2002 '02' IS200 SE Auto - DVD Satnav with Voice Activation - [COLOR="Blue"]Strathcaron Blue - Parking Sensors - 5000K HIDs with Anti-Glare Bulbs - PIAA 6500K Main Beams - LED Sidelights - Mirror/Sunroof Closure - TTE Styling Kit - 18" Styling Kit Alloys with nitrogen filled Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymmetric Tyres - Bluetouch Multimedia Kit - Gromaudio AUX in - Black painted calipers with silver Lexus decals - 12 LED Dome Light - 96 LED Boot Light - Stainless Steel Sport Sill Plates - PIAA Silicone Wipers[/COLOR]

StevieTB
Junior Member
20
09-06-2017, 07:32 AM
#7
:laugh:
StevieTB
09-06-2017, 07:32 AM #7

:laugh:

Asi
Posting Freak
2,510
09-06-2017, 08:29 AM
#8
:lol:

[SIZE="5"]V8 TURBO IS200
JAE Best Modified OJC Winner [/SIZE]
Asi
09-06-2017, 08:29 AM #8

:lol:


[SIZE="5"]V8 TURBO IS200
JAE Best Modified OJC Winner [/SIZE]

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